I am running out of ideas.
Okay, not really, but I admit that some of these days are starting to grow difficult to come up with things - or difficult to find time to do something of substance. Thank you all for sticking with me through the, um, fluff that I sometimes spew. :)
Today, at work, I was talking about my "N" post with my boss (whom we affectionately call "El Jefe" and LemanieSunshine ( a new follower to my blog and a newbie to the blogger world because I talk about it ad nauseum.)
So I was saying that I didn't know what to do for "O". So they start throwing random things out. Eventually the conversation (after customer interruptions, I mean, needs and other business stuff (stupid work getting in the way of socialization!)) (I can't believe I just did a parentheses inside a parentheses.) so the conversation got on to other things. I mentioned the hilarious owl poems people have been leaving me including the one that incorporated David Bowie. Except my mouth wasn't working and I pronounced it like buoy instead of Bowie. Lemanie had to correct me since she is obsessed with him. I assured her I knew the right way to pronounce it.
Then I grinned and said, "David Buoy is the one that floats out in the ocean to warn ships."
And THAT started us off on a kick of these stupid jokes.
They were so randomly odd, I decided I would use my friends, once again, as a cop out for me actually writing something. :P
Here are our contributions:
What do you call a guy that lays on the porch?
What do you call a guy that hangs on the wall?
What do you call a girl with one leg longer than the other?
What do you call a guy floating in a pool?
What do you call a guy in a pile of leaves?
What do you call a girl with one leg?
Don't you wish you worked with people like that?
So, do you have any stupid "what do you call..." jokes? (Keep them clean :)