Saturday, April 9, 2011
Death, Dying and Purple Destruction?
But anyways.
Okay, there isn't any literal death going on in our house, but Naomi, my Dad, and my brother are ill. Brother got diagnosed with type A influenza and by all signs my dad and sis have it too. ugh.
This is why I am holed up in my room and taking copious doses of Elderberry.
Yesterday I went in for my two week post op appointment. They took out the stitches and did x-rays and said that everything is looking good. I go back a week from Monday for them to take out the pin and then I'll have physical therapy.
THEN.
They put my hand in a cast. For real.
Never ever trip on an uneven sidewalk. Or if you do, don't use your thumb to break your fall.
So we're just a hot mess right now, but there is a bright side... Things can only look up from here :)
Tuesday, May 18, 2010
Vacation Rocks!
Thursday, April 22, 2010
Sisters

Tuesday, April 13, 2010
Kart....
Monday, March 8, 2010
Creative Writer Award

So, Palindrome gave me this award a while ago, but I kept forgetting to post it and the follow up list... but late is better than never, amiright?
Wednesday, February 10, 2010
Game Night

Monday, December 28, 2009
My Adorable Nephew

Yes, that is his actual picture and no, you don't need new glasses. Okay, so technically he's not my nephew, but he's the closest thing I have and I love him to pieces. His name is Titus and he has the sweetest temperament and the greatest personality. Smart as anything too. No I'm not biased. What are you talking about?
About a month before Christmas Rae bought him the above sweater as a Christmas present, but when she got home she tried it on him to make sure it fit. It did, so she tucked it into the bottom of the bag where she keeps his treats and travel toys, etc.
The next day when she got home Titus was waiting for her in the living room with the sweater, pleading at her with puppy dog eyes to put it on. She said no, of course. After all it was his Christmas present and went to put it back in the bag. He had ignored the toys and the treats and dug the sweater out leaving everything else intact. She tucked it back in the bottom, put everything else on top and proceeded to start dinner.
A few minutes later he padded into the kitchen bearing the sweater and dropped it at her feet. At which point she caved (I know, she's a terrible mother :P). But honestly, he just loved it so much, how could you possibly resist a face like that?
So he was wearing it for Christmas as we all gathered to open presents. Last year Titus was excited about everything but this year he had it all figured out. There were goodies inside those wrapped packages and you just had to get through the paper to find the treats. Which he did quite adeptly as seen in this lovely video. (the music is Can't Believe It's Christmas from A Very Veggie Christmas. [I love Veggie Tales])
He so carefully pulls out the toys and doesn't eat the paper or anything. How adorable is that? The answer is VERY :)
Once he gets a toy, Titus' first mission is to make sure it is actually dead by de-stuffing it. The green thing I got him was called an "Unstuffable" meaning it had no stuffing. At least, the body didn't. Turned out the head had quite a bit..... (the music here is Christmasville Fanfare by Manheim Steamroller [love them too])
He is just cuter than a bug's ear. What a fun addition to our Christmas celebration. Of course, I can't wait for real nieces and nephews, but I'm telling you, Titus makes a great stand in until that happens.
Thursday, November 26, 2009
Year of the Curséd Turkey

We had a turkey in the freezer, so my Dad decided we didn't need to buy our usual 30 pounder, but would settle for the 22 lb one that we already had.
The turkey sat, wrapped in its celophane jacket, slowly defrosting for our consumption pleasure. We had no idea what horrors lurked underneath.
Dad snipped open the wrapper and we discovered that the plastic was the only thing holding the bird together. The one leg swung wildly down out of its socket, pulling all of the skin away from the meat. Dad tried to pick it up and found that the backbone was broken as was the breastbone.
We managed to get it into a somewhat turkey looking shape and even managed to stuff it, though it took more nails and string than normal to hold it all together. It was looking pretty good. It had us fooled.
My Dad is one of those, slow-cook-the-turkey-all-night-long kind of guys and his turkeys always come out tender and juicy. The only downside for him is that he has to get up throughout the night to baste it. That's never been a problem before.
At about 7:30 I was abruptly awakened from slumber by a loud noise and a yelp. My body was instantly awake. However, my brain took several moments to process everything. This is how it went.
What was that?
It's 7:30.
Dad's probably basting the turkey.
That was a loud noise.
He doesn't yelp like that.
HE DROPPED THE TURKEY!!!!!
I bolted out of bed and ran upstairs.
Because of the mishapen state of our turkey we had to put it into a different pan than usual. Instead of foil, it has a metal lid. Dad pulled out the turkey and basted it, but when he tried to slide it back into the oven, the lid caught and tipped everything toward him.
The lid fell off onto the floor, neatly catching some of the juices and Dad caught the turkey and flipped it back into the pan, saving it and the stuffing. However, he got splattered with the boiling grease, which wasn't very fun.
Then we had the fun of mopping stuffing and grease off of the linoleum. But wait! There's more!
As the pan tipped, it dumped a lot of the juices and grease onto the stove door where it trickled down inside the door. When we closed the oven it rained down into the drawer under the stove onto the pots and pans stored there. So after mopping the kitchen, we then got to wash every single pan we own, including those fun broiler pans with all of the ridges and holes. Then there's the enjoyment of finding somewhere to store them while we clean grease and stuffing out of the bottom of the drawer and wait for it to dry.
Of course, now the greases are in the door itself, so we have to pull the door off the oven, take it outside, disassemble it, clean it, reassemble it and put it back onto the oven so we could cook the rest of dinner. Fortunately we have a little side oven that was not affected by the turkey disaster, so we were able to get a jump start on the few things that would fit in there.
Did this deter us from enjoying our Thanksgiving repast? Not a whit!
Mmmmm. Turkey. You may fight back, but we will eat you anyway. Just don't try anything next year.

Friday, October 23, 2009
Car Conversations
Dad: How do you tell how many points a buck has? Is it total? Or just on one side?
Dave: It's 1/2 divided by 4 + 3.
Dave: Oh no! I forgot to take Bonine (like Dramamine, but like, a trillion times better [and no, they don't pay me to say that])! What if I dream that I'm reading?!
Dad: Dream that you took Bonine.
Sunday, October 18, 2009
Conversations
Friday, September 25, 2009
Organ-ized Internet Searching
My younger younger brother, "Dave", is also in a band with some of his friends.
Between the two of them we never know what instruments are going to be coming into the house next... A bass, a harmonica (actually several in different keys), a keyboard, a trombone, an accordion, a sax - you name it, we'll probably be getting it or already have it.
So "Dave" decided that if he rearranged his room, got rid of the wardrobe and moved his dresser, he would have room for, yes, an organ.
So he's spent the last several days looking for one online.
Mom, Dad, my sister and I were watching StarGate Atlantis (woot!) and Dave was trying to find an organ. He pops his head in the room. "We're going to West Virginia sometime soon, right?" Um no. So apparently someone in the mountains of West Virginia, where there is one road and fewer houses, is selling an organ for $25 if you'll come pick it up. Yeah right.
He comes back a few minutes later. "Someone's giving away a hospital bed that moves up and down! (imitates bed movements)"
Back a few minutes later. "There's a church about 45 minutes away that got a new organ and so they're giving away their old one!"
Enter my evil pun brain..... "So would they be considered an organ donor?"
Sunday, September 20, 2009
Bathroom Humor
This story happened a couple of years ago, but my Dad brought it up today, so I thought it would be funny to share.
I was getting ready for work one lazy Friday morning. I went into the bathroom to, well, you know, and brush my teeth and stuff and when I went to open the door it wouldn't.
I hadn't locked it (in fact, I don't think anyone ever locks it). But it would not open. It just wouldn't.
Everyone was just getting up, so they heard my cries for help quite quickly.
Dad decides that we are going to have to take the doorknob off. We do. There is now a hole where the doorknob used to be. Still the door will not open - for no apparent reason.
At this point I am laughing almost helplessly. My sister is talking about how they can at least pass food through the hole and I have all the water I could need.
The only recourse is to take the door off its hinges. The hinges are, of course, on the INSIDE of the door. So pliers and screwdriver get passed through the hole to me.
Also of course, the hinges are painted closed. I must bang on them with the screwdriver and pliers for a while.
Eventually I pull the pins out. But the paint is still holding the door onto the hinges. I have to step into the shower so that Dad can pound the door down.
That was an interesting day.
Friday, June 26, 2009
Friday, April 24, 2009
Julius Caesar Salad and Hamlettuce
Then he went out to mow the lawn with that idea in his head and this is the tale he related to us when he came back inside. Get ready for some truly terrible puns.......
Ferns, Romaines, countrymen, lend me your ears!
The ears have been taken by Colonel Corn Wallace.
We need to retrieve them.
Who was that?
General Cabbage, head of the German brigade.
He doesn't look very happy.
He's a bit of a Saurkraut.
What does he have to be unhappy about? I heard he was running away to be married.
He cantaloupe. His sweet pea wants him to work in her father's factory.
The chicken factory outside of town?
Yes, the eggplant.
We could send spies from the purple underground.
How many should we send?
Two beets or not two beets? That is the question.
How many vegetable puns can you squash into one story?
Not enough :)
Thursday, March 19, 2009
Lost in sand
However, this year my sister and I got my parents hooked on Lost. We're almost done with the 3rd season and we've watched about 10 episodes in 3 days. So when we were down at the beach my sister and I started making Lost sand sculptures and my parents joined in. Theses are most definitely not to scale or in any kind of order. And really not supposed to be accurate, just fun. After all, how accurate can you be with sand :)
It all started when my sister started to dig a well. This one didn't come out as well, but if you look closely, there's a white spot at the bottom that's supposed to be Locke's head from when he fell down the well.
This is the beach and the dock where Sawyer, Kate, Jack and Hurley were tied up and had bags over their heads.
If you look closely you can see the hatch doors under the plane.
So that's pretty much it. We had fun and I thought other Losties would enjoy. :)


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