Tell the Truth Tuesday

Oh, the things I will do not to write anything with real content, but still consider it a blog post.

Hey, wait. I think that's truth #1 for today.

2- I am passive agressive. I am just coming to this realization. The customers coming into our store during this period of liquidation are BRINGING IT OUT IN ME.

3- I am also becoming more violent. In the past 2 weeks I have had intensely strong urges to: a) throw a book at a customer's head, b) dropkick a customer, c) stab a pen into a customer, d) use my words to wound

4- my new motto is: People are Stupid. This applies to an alarmingly large part of the populace

5- This blogpost is getting a little too honest

6- I am hoping some of the customers read this and feel terrible.

7- I should be ashamed of 1-6 BUT I'M NOT

8- I really am.

9- dear heavens someone please stop this diarrhea of the fingers

10- I have to have an even number for my list.

ahem.

So what is your truth for this Tuesday? Do tell!