A woman came to the desk and asked if we had a specific book. I knew we did, so I started to lead her toward the section. She thanked me profusely and said she hadn't been able to find it anywhere else. As I was handing her the paperback copy of the book she had asked for, she gestured toward the information desk where we have our e-readers on display and asked:
"So, is the whole store going digital?"
It's all gone digital - see the book flying back onto the shelf?!
Okay, so I know that this is a really hot topic and that some people are very anti-e-reader and that digital books are taking off. But my inner snark found it absolutely hilarious that she should ask the question in that particular way AS I was handing her a bound book she hadn't been able to find elsewhere.
Okay, so this has absolutely nothing to do with the story,
but it was too hilarious NOT to share!
A man was sitting at the information desk, browsing through the catalog. I asked if there was anything that I could help him with and he said no, the things he wanted needed to be ordered. I explained our shipping policy and told him to let me know if he had more questions and moved on to the next customer. About twenty minutes later, as I was working on a project, he approached me.
Man: I tried looking in the section for other books, but I can't find anything on the topic.
Me: What are you looking for?
Man: Well, I checked in science, but I can't find any books on oxygen.
Me: What kind of book do you need?
Man: Just a book about oxygen.
Me: Like the element? Or like absorbing oxygen (thinking maybe a health book)
Man: No, just about oxygen itself.
Again, not sure what this has to do with anything,
But what does a PIRATE have to do with OXYGEN?
Maybe that's why the guy needed a book
To answer these burning questions!
There is an elderly man that lives just down the street from our church. My dad and brother were helping him to de-ice his driveway and porch.
As my dad is standing on the porch in his bright purple snowmobile suit, chipping away at the ice, a woman driving by stops suddenly and starts yelling out her window.
Woman: Excuse me.
Dad: (not realizing that she is talking to him)
Woman: (irritated) Excuse me!
Dad: I'm sorry?
Woman: There is ice on the road at the corner. (waves back the direction she came)
Dad: I'm sorry?
Woman: There's ice on the road at the corner and I just almost skidded on it.
Woman: Well, someone needs to take care of it.
Dad: I'm sorry, I'm just helping a neighbor clear some ice. I don't do anything with the roads.
Woman: It's a hazard. Someone needs to clear the ice there.
Dad: I don't even live here. I don't work for the county or anything.
Woman: Well, if you're not going to do anything about it, then you need to call someone who will. (closes her window and squeals away).
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Aren't people hilarious!?
And I'm out! As one of my colleagues says, Peace out, cub scouts!