I was at school today and I had to use the ladies' room.
I flushed and stepped out of the stall.
And the toilet exploded.
All right. Not literally. But after it flushed this literal geyser of water ka-plooshed! into the air. Like 3 feet.
If I had been any closer I would have gotten drenched.
Not a good thing when you are a TA/grad student, wearing a skirt at school over an hour away from your closest change of clothes.
It was the strangest noise I'd ever heard.
I spun around and there was water everywhere.
Now I wanted to be nice, and it had flushed before exploding, so the water was all clean. So I mopped off the seat and then realized I had to flush it once more. so I hit the lever and jumped back. But it happily flushed with no explosion.
And that is my TMI story for the day :D